h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Greetings. I am Aximili, the applications manager for the Campaign. If you have a complaint about your application, or if you just want a random chat, please contact me here. (Note, complaints about the Campaign itself should go to our founder RoboTwig, he's the guilty party there!)

*Rushed over, places 'I'M THE GUILTY ONE' card on Aximilis desk and rushed off*

Hey! *looks around* puts card back on Twig's desk when he's not looking.*

Hehehehe.

oops, wrong room
*'ping'*

Drop in again.

Wrong room?

*Looks about gigantic underground hall*

i was looking for the toilet

It's on the fifth floor.

*looks around* Geez, is this ALL mine?

are you sure the lifts won't eat me?

No. I's been fed. (I wil go soon, I promise!)

No, just the desk.

But we didn't skimp with our massive underground tower. This is Bottom Floor, you see. The lift goes all the way to the surface and is disguised as a Portaloo.

Clever.

mmm, i think i'll take the stairs

Good idea. But be careful. The third step up's a bit loose.

Indeed. To get it to work you have to sit down and pull the chain.

You wouldn't believe how many people think we're the CIA or something. They come out and look about going AAAAAAAH! then we throw them into the pit of dispair.

It's just a mall of endless McDonalds.

Pit of Despair? I didn't know we had one of those. (Last post now for definite.*fingers crossed*.

We've had it ever since we persuaded the l33t c|-3\/\/ to work for us.

RIP, l33t c|-3\/\/.