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or maybe we could just put the head of the next new member on a stake and tell people to join or else that will be them...jk we should just give to everyone who joins

Or we could just blame 2legs

what will that do?

It might restore normality. Granted, it's a long shot, but you never know.

In the fridge: Cheddar, Brie & a little bit of Stilton.

And several cans of bit they're not cheese.

I dont know.

if we blame him for there not being enough new signers here it might catch attention

Yais

you do it since you started the petition

righto

Bear in mind that 2legs isn't here to accept the blame: he's still celebrating and/or recovering from is 30th bidet.

Actually, I could phone him and blame him personally if you like.

If you like.

cheese?

Where?

there*point to the north pole* the penguins have a huge mountain sized pot of fondue

Nice blaming there MC.

I've blamed him on the phone - I'm not sure he grasped the gravity of the situation.

We could take another cue from Hitler and blame the Jews.

or we could blame you

a much better proposition
HA HA Ha Ha ha

your scaring everyone off with your Hitler stuff