A Conversation for The Klingon Empire

How to speak Klingon.

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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

You can make any word or phrase sound like Klingon. Just split each word into its seperate syllables, turn each one round, add apostrophies and capital letters, and bark them out in a loud voice. Strangely, this works with any phrase imaginable.
For example...
'We are a proud, warrior race'
becomes
'Ew era a droup, Raw'ir'ro ecar'

'My hovercraft contains far too many fish-fingers'
becomes
'Ym voh're'tfrac Noc'sniat raf oot nam'y hsif-gnif'sre'


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