by Michael Bywater, h2g2 Staff Columnist
How often do you - yes,
you; stop picking your nose and wondering whether you'd be happier with
a really, really expensive wristwatch, because (a) your head will cave in and
(b) you wouldn't be - read columns and think to yourself: "This columnist
is a schmuck"?
And you know why? Because
most of us are schmucks. I bet you think I'm a schmuck for even saying
that, don't you?
Yes, I think you are a schmuck.
Oh come on, it's not that bad, you could see someone about it.
Shut up, schmuck.
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