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The 1 and only Elkherd Started conversation Aug 12, 1999
You better watch what you say or the satanists will be after you. You could always call on the congregation for the discipline of the faith to help you though, cos you do have the pope behind you.
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted Apr 10, 2000
Yes. Thought is scary.
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Apr 10, 2000
And now the Pope has apologised for the rape and pillaging done by the likely lads on the Crusades.
More excellent role models being persecuted. Typical really - "Blame the dead guys".
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The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 Posted May 2, 2000
Well, if you blame the dead guys, they can't object.
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JOTD: The doctor told me not to eat any red meat, so now I dye all my steaks green
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted May 2, 2000
Disease Of The Day
*Yield Deficit Disorder (YDD)*
This affliction, which disproportionately affects women and the elderly, is serious and can be life threatening. Those with YDD experience perceptive problems which prevent them from entering a traffic stream already in motion. Typically, the sufferer moves in the yield lane at one to two miles per hour hoping for a two *hour* or two *mile* lull in traffic. When this does not occur, the YDD patient simply closes his or her eyes and begins moving into traffic with only the protective hand of God to clear the way
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- 1: The 1 and only Elkherd (Aug 12, 1999)
- 2: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Aug 25, 1999)
- 3: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (Apr 10, 2000)
- 4: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Apr 10, 2000)
- 5: The Jester (P. S. of Village Idiots, Muse of Comedians, Keeper of Jokes, Chef and Seraph of Bad Jokes) LUG @ A458228 (May 2, 2000)
- 6: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (May 2, 2000)
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