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got afew for you

Post 1

Louis

An alligator walks into a pub and asks for a drink. The bartender says "we don't serve your type" The alligator gets angry and says "hey give me a drink or I'll eat this woman here" The bartender sternly replies "its against the health codes to serve a reptile" The alligator eats the woman and promptly passes out cold. He comes too several hours later and asks the bartender what happened.

The bartender replies "You idiot that was a bar bitch you ate!"


got afew for you

Post 2

Bluebottle

If you link to "So Long, And Thanks For Laughing"
at: http://www.h2g2.com/A227440
This can be part of the Joke Directory!


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