h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YEah, but I can't seem to fit into the saying. Oh well, maybe I will find something soon

Could this be the forum of the innocents? Boy, doesn't sound like the sort of company I regularly keep? And I can ssayyy to PPPPeta that tttthere isssss notthinggg wroooongggg wiitthh my keybbboard. It fffffunctions perfeccctlyyyyyyy......!!!

A crowd of men gather and form a circle , A $20 dollar note is placed in the middle of the circle. Ist to hit the note, wins the note (entry fee $1Australian)

You're not going to go on about F**tball or R*GB* here are ya mate ?

I personally do away a shake a day
anyday I may enjoy a good lay..

As you can see I've just steppen into my New Wave/Bowie-like style.
Or was it Sepultu...nah no way.

Hmmm, well I won't mention Soggy Saos then. As it worst than what your 'Circle Jerk'

However if I am bribed enough, I will tell you all about it.

Waits expectantly, mouth open

OK, read this at your own risk.

Oh, it's just like a Circle Jerk. When one is ready to make a mess, he leaves it on a Sao (a biscuit that is about 5x5cm square). The last one 'standing' has to eat the now soggy sao for being too slow.

I have not tried this, and I don't plan to. It is apparently huge in the Armed Forces in Australia

For the benefit of our British consumers. You can substitute the appropriately named, Soggy Huntley and Palmers, for the Soggy Saos.

GOD !!!! I'm so glad I'm a pacifist !!!

I always thought the army taught the wrong things but this is getting ridiculous I mean why don't you hire someone to be the last one in line, it's called capitalism you know...