h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Seems I have been too enthusiastic during my life Garibaldi! I thought waving with two hands got the message across so much more effectively! Well, I live and learn! Guess, I will now have to start something new. Maybe one hand clapping! Or one hand shoe lace tying! There must be so many things I will have to adapt to now that I have committed one hand to its new permenant activity!

Might have known I'd see you here! Deliberately not shaking hands with anyone in this forum and keeping her arms tightly folded..

Would you believe I was only here so that Yoz would have something to click on when he got his new job????????


;^)#

No. And go and wash your mouth out.

Dare I ask what my mouth has to do with the topic in hand - so to speak

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good lord. i hope no one replies to that. and i'm with you peta, no handshakes from me either. as a matter of fact, i think i'll have my arms lobbed off as to avoid any accidents.

Yeah, we don't want any accidents around here, because I don't want to be cleaning up the mess

Should this conversation be addressing self induced blindness? Or was my Mother wrong?

Well there must be some truth to it. After the many hours in front of a computer, I am completely blind without my reading glasses. If I took them off now, I would have a massive headache in less than 10mins

So, these days it is the PC that sends us blind? Not the customary old wives tail about washing it too fast!

Well, using the computer for stimulation has become half the fun of it these days.

*hangs his head in shame* I can't believe I said that. I am scum, scum, scum, scum

Oh oh! Don't tell me we are now admitting our PC sins in public! There will not be enough room in this text box to list them all! I don't agree though Garibaldi. You are not scum. You are just as we all are: subject to some very basic and primeaval responses when freed from our 'daily conforms of society', and placed in the secure privacy and anonimity of our PCs. And heheheh, isn't it fun!! Ooops! Looks like I admit to my guilt. Should I seek redemption, or just carry on enjoying PC life's simple pleasures?

No, not my sins. Just sins of society. I would never do such a thing. Well not lately. ARGH!!! I have to be quiet, or I will dig a deeper hole for myslef.

Keyboards sticking boys?

You're so kind, Bruce!

And I'm usually so short of things to click on, too!

-- Yoz

Glad to be of service.

You know what they say - Idle hands are the Devil's playground
so click click & keep 'em busy.

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Is this the New Jerry Springer Show ?

A shake a day keeps the devil away. Something like that...?

STOP IT!!! You're corrupting me. I am a sweet innocent, 24 yo, and I know nothing.

Ah heck, who am I kidding.

A shake a day, keeps ...

Er I can only think of one thing that rhymes with day and goes with this subject.

Pray perhaps ?