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I can't find anything about footballers wives would be good if there was so we could discuss the issue of why they are famous!

Personally, I can't think of anything less good to discuss, but I'll leave it open.

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They're famous because the dull, vapid masses of this once-interesting nation need equally dull and vapid, yet pretty and rich role models to aspire to despite the lack of any sort of talent. Why work hard when you can tart yourself up, bag a footballer and be the next Colon Rooney?

That answer your question?

I can't believe what I'm reading. These women are fashion icons and role models for society. Just think how they have enriched our lives and promoted the British economy. I think footballers should have at least two each.

footballers wives spend lots of money and pretend to be stupid

I'd be skeptical that they all "pretend" to be stupid....

Oooh, I'd love to do this! Might be a long-term thing though.

how about some of the pretend to be stupid?

note : there not all blonde, some dye their hair blonde!!!

I thought they were all blonde but some died their roots black.

Me too Roymondo! Next they'll be telling us that the healthy orange glow surrounding them isn't natural!

That's just down to too much watersport action with too little hydration.

They're famous because the dull, vapid masses of this once-interesting nation need equally dull and vapid, yet pretty and rich role models to aspire to despite the lack of any sort of talent. Why work hard when you can tart yourself up, bag a footballer and be the next Colon Rooney?

Sorry Psycho, I couldn't put it better myself so I thought I'd say it again!

Cheers! Not often I manage to turn a good phrase.