h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*the golem smashes against the water elemental...trying to smash it to the side...smash...that's aboot all golems do...*
*Pallas finishes the encantation and a skeletal hand plunges out of the ground right behind Shara and is armed with a Falcheon...just because it looks cool*

*Shara finishes reading the spellbook*

Be gone foul construct of... ... Nature magic? Whatever. *Casts Unsummon. Silver golem loses the spark of magical life that guided it and fades away. Shara hears scraping behind her and runs a few meters forward and looks behind her*

Fred! Or perhaps Paciff! Destroy the abomination unto life! *The elemental positions itself between Shara and the skeleton*

*meanwhile, two wildly convergent insects fly in the great blue yonder*

curses...
*spots the two wasps and fires two bolts from her longbow at them*
*refers to her spellbook again*

*the skeleton lunges at the elemental with a cross slashing motion with it's falchion*

*the ONE wasp that the ONE necromancer spots gets utterly destroyed by the arrow. When the arrow finishes its journey in the bark of a the tree the only thing that remains of the wasp is bug juice. Hope you're happy you bug bigot. The other wasp, unseen by the keen eyes of the necromancer flies up to and lands on Pallus' neck and stings, perhaps angry at the death of a comrade but more likely because its a summoned creature with a job to do*

*Meanwhile, in the forest: the slash from the skeleton tears some kind of gash in the body of the elemental from which water splashes to the forest floor. The elemental makes watery noises in anger as the gash fills in with more water. Fred or perhaps Atlann raises a watery apendage and smashes it against the skull of the skeleton decapitating it*

*Safely a few meters behind Paciff or perhaps Atlann the Water Elemental Shara summons a stone golem from the rock underneath the forest. It begins to pull itself from the ground.*

*quickly spins around and stabs the wasp with an arrow(terrible streagth rox) flings the arrow to the ground...it lands some random place...*
*notches another arrow and lets it loose right at Shara*

*begins chanting an encantation...ignoring the sting*

*Even though the sting really stings? *

*Stone Golem pulls itself out of the ground and puts its body in the path of the arrow, ruining a perfectly good arrow and nicking the golem*

*For no real reason the Water Elemental begins beating the skeleton over the neck stump with its own arm*

*Shara summons two more Wasps which fly off into the woods, hidden by foliage and whatever else is in a forest*

*ends the encantation and a fire elemental roars to life right next to the water elemental*
*the elemental starts beating on the other elemental...weakening both as the fire elemental begins to evaporate the water elemental and the water elemental begins to extinguish the fire elemental*

*spotting the wasps, she takes precautions and begins to casts bone armor*

*Shara utters a profanity and casts Water Spout under both the elementals fatally weakening the fire elemental and strengthening the Water one and then summons a thick mist to cover the battlefield*

*the wasps do not fly out of the forest*

*finishes casting bone armor*

*under cover of Mist Shara summons two more Wasps. Because Wasps have very low soul score or whatever they cannot be master detected by Pallus. They fly off into the misty woods in different directions*

*casts Lightning Bolt down into the mist...or if the mist has dissipated...then down to the ground...everything's wet...and the humidities high...it'll arc...*

*lightning bolt strikes down as Shara casts Water Spout in the path of the lightning creating a path for the water to follow down to the ground. As the ground is still wet from the various watery things that have been going down Shara recieves an unpleasant electrical shock. Not the lethality the lightning may have represented but still very unpleasant. She shudders and then casts a cloud of Noxious Fumes right over Pallus to give herself time to recover from the shock*

*flies out of the noxious area*
*casts cause pain on Shara*

*Shara yelps in pain as exteme pain courses through her body but grits her teeth and bears it. A quick gesture and a Raven pops into existence in the air above Pallus. It begins to fly erratically around Pallus, never getting close enough to be attacked and never staying still long enough to aim at*

*raises hands above her head*
*begins chanting an incantation*

*Raven seizes this moment of vulnerability/probably shouldn't be distracted and divebombs Pallus burying its talons into her neck and pecking at what face the helm exposed. At this point the four wasps also leave the woods at four different points (sort of forming a cross if you connect the dots.. er... wasps) and fly towards Pallus*

*Shara casts a quick Refresh to reenergize herself and then casts Flight on herself and flies up at Pallus making sure to come from her blind spot*

*flies the bird...I mean...zaps the bird with Lightning bolt...*

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*flies behind Pallus and casts Spider Web on her, entangling wings and things*

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