h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

do you know you've cut yourself

and

do you know your bleeding


gee! thanks for telling meyou learn something new everyday

I do sometimes laugh at the 'you're a ' that comes out of my mouth when cut up by or otherwise compromised by a bad driver... Of course they are! People who do the things that annoy me are not doing the sort of things that happen if you're not sure where you're going/aren't familiar with that bit of road. It's premeditated arseness. That's my star stupid statement, I reckon.

being asked if I can spare some change.
And wanting to say "yes" then just walk away.

Ivor - the barstool next to yours is free and some eejit asks "anyone sitting there?"

if someone is far ahead of you in a street maybedepending onmale or femaleshout any name ie: John/Jim/Sandra/Carol etc and 99% of the time folk will turn around - even if IT'S NOT their name