h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

handcuff footsie? That's a game I could play for 90 minutes

I'll see you this evening then

Who's going to bring the linament and magic sponge?

Er...

I'll bring the 'linament'

The magic sponge? I'm sure there is one round here somewhere

There's a comment regarding eating fairy cakes in there somewhere... but I'm far too respectable to make it!

I've far too innocent and naive to even contemplate the slightest inkling of a possibility that the merest notion of a burdgening idea might potentially even have the possibility of existance, far less actually understand or realise what any of that even ment

fairy cakes, handcuffs and bad jokes?

You cant claim ignorance on that one leggsy. Nuh-uh.

but I am but a poor ickle sweet innocent little angelic spirit, free from the tarnish of the sordid and profaine honnes.... honnes.... bugger... its not going to work is it?

Not in a million my dear man.





That's alright, it's why we keep you around

It is? ..

OOooh!... Yes, it is!!

Sometimes I really wonder... what it would be like... to be.... 'normal'.... I don't wonder about it that* much though, it makes my head hurt and I have to call on my friend Jack Daniels ...

2legs! Noooo!

That way lies madness! The madness of repression, worrying far too much about what people think of you, keeping up with the Joneses and trying to hide yourself in favour of fitting in!

*shudder*



PLEASE dont do it!

2Legs, may I offer another way? An alternative route to salvation?

I mean, of course, the way of our, ermm, errr, whatsit, y'know, thingy, ohh! whatd'ya call it? Him, up there.....

Oh, yes, I remember, the way of the Famous Grouse! That's it! better than Jack Daniels - after all, he's don't say it too loud....American !! (There, I said it!!!)