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What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
wayde_k Posted Jul 13, 2005
Deciding that beer bottles make more dependable projectiles than badgers. (But flinging badgers is so much more fun for the badger)
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Baron Grim Posted Jul 13, 2005
Realising that you don't need maths to figure out trajectories... Trial and error is much more satisfying.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
wayde_k Posted Jul 14, 2005
Playing the nose harp while scrubbing out my garbage cans.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 14, 2005
Singing the lyrics of The Smiths' "Girlfriend In A Coma" to the tune of "Tiptoe Through The Tulips".
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 14, 2005
trying to convince an officer from the RSPCA that the badgers enjoy being catapalted and they'd choose to do it of their own volution.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." Posted Jul 14, 2005
Catapulting RSPCA officers out of the window.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 22, 2005
Wondering round H2G2 in a kinda dzey sleepy weird mood and posting to odd places 
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride Posted Jul 24, 2005
Listening to music
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
wayde_k Posted Jul 27, 2005
Eating a ham sandwich, upon which I've replaced the ham with a paste composed entirely of old socks and spoiled milk. 
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Baron Grim Posted Jul 27, 2005
Castigating for procrastinating and deliberating on automotivating.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jul 27, 2005
Staggering home from the pub and deciding what ingredients to mix together for a tasty slap-up meal (Probably involves pasta, onions, bacon, red and green peppers...)
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 28, 2005
close very close : was a kebab last night 
I've spent nearly £500 this month on alcohol 
how am I gona pay for my crack cocaine addiction if I spend so much on alcohol 
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
U1567414 Posted Jul 28, 2005
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
>>>> ID BE PICKING A NEW BODY LOL
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows Posted Jul 28, 2005
Wondering how to avoid doing any w*rk and wasting time on hootoo writing about the ingredient for his next meal, and the order in which he's going to clean various rooms.
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 28, 2005
Work! I knew there was somethign I was ment to be doing today.... If I were 2legs I'd be thinking about doing the washing up and getting a shower
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon Posted Jul 28, 2005
I'd be attempting to woo a badger by playing a banjo
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
wayde_k Posted Jul 28, 2005
I'd be stringing together numerous kebab skewers in order to build my own banjo. That way, if the badgers don't respond to the music, they can at least admire the workmanship. 
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Jul 28, 2005
Writing a piece of music entitled "Experimental Theme For A Fortnight In 1973".
What would you be doing now if you were 2legs?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 28, 2005
what a cool title for a song 
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- 182: Baron Grim (Jul 13, 2005)
- 183: wayde_k (Jul 14, 2005)
- 184: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 14, 2005)
- 185: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 14, 2005)
- 186: YalsonKSA - "I'm glad birthdays don't come round regularly, as I'm not sure I could do that too often." (Jul 14, 2005)
- 187: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 22, 2005)
- 188: Lord Wolfden - Howl with Pride (Jul 24, 2005)
- 189: wayde_k (Jul 27, 2005)
- 190: Serephina (Jul 27, 2005)
- 191: Baron Grim (Jul 27, 2005)
- 192: BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows (Jul 27, 2005)
- 193: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 28, 2005)
- 194: U1567414 (Jul 28, 2005)
- 195: BigAl Patron Saint of Left Handers Keeper of the Glowing Pickle and Monobrows (Jul 28, 2005)
- 196: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 28, 2005)
- 197: Bold Ferret - God of Three Sided Squares, Helium Filled Lemmings and A Slightly Bent Teaspoon (Jul 28, 2005)
- 198: wayde_k (Jul 28, 2005)
- 199: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Jul 28, 2005)
- 200: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 28, 2005)
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