h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

By this time Pizza had a whopper of a headache, his whole life which had been sweet and sour flashed like a pancake in front of him. Noo he cried, it can't be happening this is just a fast food nightmare. I'll concentratae on the Furby, they always have something interesting to say.............

"Would you mind not touching me like that?" spake the Furby
"You're making me feel uncomfortable."

Pizza snatched his hand away from the Furby as if it were red hot, which of course in the eyes of Mrs Furby it was. Pizza had had he fair share of embarrassing fumbles in the dark, that is how he had got his nick name "Extra Toppings...........

One evening during his youth whilst working at Dominos, he'd been taking the refuse out to the bins out back when he heard someone shuffling around in the shadows.
It turned out to be Raphael the pizza who was also an expert in martial arts....

"Hello" said the pizza my name is Raphael, if you step this way, I will show you how to make yourself famous as a martial artist instead of a pizzartist. .................But of course it all went pear shaped as these things often do. As I was saying that is how he got the nick name "Extra Toppings".