h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

... that which we call a rose By any other name would smell as sweet;

So instead of saying a person is fat, one might say he is rotund.

A freedom fighter might be deemed a terrorist

dustman - refuge collector

old student - mature student

a lady of the night - prostitute

domestic engineer - house husband

"dustman - refuge collector"



I think you mean refuse collector

quite right ... what is refuge?

Black fleece jacket with hood - hoodie

Legal Mugger - tax man

>> Legal Mugger - tax man <<

Gordon Brown, I think you mean.

RF

refuge
n.
1. Protection or shelter, as from danger or hardship.
2. A place providing protection or shelter.
3. A source of help, relief, or comfort in times of trouble

Thanks Fisoer!

Who is the new Chancellor? The other bloke is the PM now??

Gordon Brown's sock puppet is called Alistair, Darling.

Before leaving the Treasury, Gordon Brown wrote down the budgets for the next 4 years. I don't think Alistair, Darling is allowed to actually do any Chancelloring. That's why Gordon chose him.

RF

Are you saying the government is corrupt? Go on say you are please.

I think MI6 would come knocking, if I did.

You mean real Spooks oooooooo go on then go on then please?

Someone called humphrey yoo think of camels


or is that just mee?

I'm confused ... perhaps it's getting near Christmas!

Wayne Ankers is a name!!!!!!!