The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jun 1, 2006
Terri and the Viking
He sailed away
For a year and a day
Until he came ashore,
After some baccy
And a new lackey,
Then thought 'Oh what a bore'
'I left my cherie,
The one called Terri,
Back on the shores of France.
Now what can I say
After a year and a day?
"Sorry darling, I forgot my lance"'?
'I shall ride back
To the one that I lack.
For that I will need a horse...
Then I will say;
"Just give me my way,
But remember... Do Not Force!"'