The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated May 18, 2006
Envy
I wished I had a great big Rolls to drive around with pride:
I would that folk looked up to me, so's I felt good inside.
I'd love to have a palace grand, the envy of all people —
The tallest mansion in the land, as high as All Saints steeple.
I would I could afford to go and cruise in liners great,
To feed on ten-course meals, and leave a tenner on the plate.
I lay me down to sleep last night in our nice comfy bed
I dreamt a dream, I had a fright, creation all was dead.
I was alone, I had been spared the madman's nuclear horror —
But how was I, on my sole tod, to face this day — and morrow?
The roads I ran, not seeking Rolls, nor even mansion grand
Among those charred black remnants of this once so lovely land.
Across the town a church I spied, built stout t'withstand attack
Straight through the arch, I passed inside, and, standing at the back
I saw the man I most disliked — the chap who'd done me hurt
I threw my arms around his neck — and wept all down his shirt.
I heard a voice call loud and clear "Oh foolish little men,
Ye have enough — be glad for that, there's more ahead; Amen."
Then I awakened, oh, what joy!
My wife's beside me — and the boy
Is in his cot beside the bed;
And flowers outside bloom, green and red.