h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

YO, WOSSUP!

YO, WOSSAMATTA

LIFE GOES ON

SAID THE MAD HATTER




LIFE, IS LIKE,
A
NURSERY RHYME,
IT HAS A BEGINNING
AND
AN
END

LIFE IS THE BIT
IN
THE MIDDLE,
LIFE IS A STORY
MY
FRIEND

THE STORY OF YOURS,
THE STORY OF MINE,
THE STORY IN,
THE BOTTOM LINE

THE STORY THAT ALWAYS,
ENDS
IN
THE
GRAVE

THE SAME OLD STORY,
YOUR SOUL,
YOU HAVE
TO



SAVE







LIFE IS A GAME

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All it requires is that the Reviewer Post A Number

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HOW TO SCORE



IF YOU FIND,
YOU LIKE A RHYME,
IN YOUR BODY HEAD AND SOUL,
THEN GIVE IT NINE,
FOR BEING FINE,
AND KEEP AN ACE IN THE HOLE


A RHYME SCORES EIGHT,
IF IT IS GOOD AND STRAIGHT,
AND WORKS OUT IN YOUR HEAD


A RHYME SCORES SEVEN,
INSTEAD OF ELEVEN,
WHEN IT SAYS WOT HAS TO BE SAID


A RHYME SCORES SIX,
IF IT'S A BIT OF A MIX,
AND FIVE
IF IT SOUNDS HALF DEAD

FOUR THREE AND TWO,
SUCH RHYMES SHOULD BE FEW,

GIVE IT ONE IF IT RHYMES
AND

A POINT IF IT IS



TRUE

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Another rebuttal--the entry does not follow the guidelines for an edited entry, because it is not grammatically correct. Standard English rules of grammar state that capital letters are reserved for proper nouns and the initial letters of sentences. Your entry is written entirely in capital letters, as are, I might add, a number of your replies, which besides being grammatically incorrect also gets annoying to read after a while. It looks like you are shouting all the time.

CP:
You posted this sort of stuff to PR and ignored the requests of others previously. Why not pleasantly surprise us and do as you're asked for once, and move this out of PR?

This has been moved from PR. Absolutley nothing personal, Charityplayer, but the Edited Guide is not the place for poetry or strictly creative writing efforts. This is *not* a judgement on the quality of your work. We suggest you submit your poetry here: A1010818

See how you get on with the Underguide!

All the best.

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