h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

KELLIN: Three Jedi already... You're a Chaos not an Order!

Forgive the intrusion Supreme Chancellor but I come here as a wife and mother not as a Jedi,
Indeed meny of my order would dispair to the fact that i came to you, sometimes i beleve they try to keep me away from fragile situations, I can talk to few of my so called companions and even fewer listen when I do

so you understand if I do not recken myself a true member of the order, mearly some form of mascot whom they keep around due to there fear of the uncertin...

< I take it Ed the Duck is some form of mascot?>

KELLIN:*waveshand* yes yes, what is it?


*CorSec bodyguard watches her*

Chancellor I am not a republic citasin and you have no reason to listen to me,
but I am conserned about the safty of my husband and son who i have been informed you are holding somewhere...
I wish to be able to visit them and if possable have my son removed from your custody because although i may be nieve at times i am not stupid enough to think you will release my darling husband i thought you might hear a mothers plea for her son, he has done nothing wrong but acompany his father, he is of no use to you...

KELLIN: Yes the child has been kept until such a time where we could find a suitable guardian.


*leans forward with hands clasped* Tell me, how long have you been fratanising with a terrorist?

Marol is my husband and once he was the person who gave me training in the arts you so frown upon,
I have known him years...

why do you ask? am i under some sort of examenation here?

KELLIN: You could be here to brake him out. Can't have that now can we?

Your /husband/ invaded the Senate building after the Kamino state was told to hand over the instigators whom I was informed your husband was.

Either your husband whom I have met is extremely foolish or attacking the represenatives of the galaxy.

to brake him out?
Oh come now.. the mans as much of a danger to his sons and I as he is to the rest of the galaxy,
he is not exactly of stable mindset...
but he is the father of my childeren and my husband, and as such i am ment to care for him...

all i ask is a chance to see he is kept Securely and the custody of my eldest son...
please chancellor i have nothing to gain from trying to brake him out

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KELLIN: Oh he is being kept securely to await trial

May i see him before the trial?
has a date been desided?
and more importantly, can I please take my son out of this place, he dosent need to be locked up hes only a boy... I want to take him home so he and his brother can play together and i can get on with being his mother...

please chancellor, I never knew my parents and wouldnt wish the same on my son, you must understand that...

*Shouting can be heard from outside Kellins office*

Let me in, thhere is a jedi in there who needs my help

Chancellor i hope you dont mind but i asked a friend to come here also, someone who can speak more elequently in a diplomatic setting than i can, she unlike myself is probably considered a proper jedi, although I hope you are not so narow minded to think her argument less valid for this sake,

I ask only for my son chancellor, but it is obvious you think little of me because of my ties with Ma'rol...
so please listen to her,