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*smiles*

M: Get your hands off your weapons... apart from you.. im sure corsec will be terrified off a five year old.. come watch son

*Opens up veiwing screen on platform and shows annat hidding*

*Veiwscreen shows pillar. Unfortunately the X-Ray system is under repair at the moment. Bugger.*

*Annat shuffles slightly to stay out of view*

*uses different camera, showing annat clearly, dark robes and all*

M: mechanical leg hes got.. just listen for the tiny difference in movement..

*waves into the camera*

O: *laughs*

M: Wonder where the senate are.. im sure they'd love to hear about jedi skuling in there grounds.. anyway i want you to try something

*Pulls out a small box of odds and ends from the retribution*

Try building one of those *points at the lightsabre*

O: Okay *child sets to the task*

*shrugs*

*force leaps onto the platform adjacent to the Kaminoans*

You're going to do it, aren't you Ma'rol....

*Looks at the recorders, making sure its all on record*

*A castellan moves in front of the child*

Do what exactly? present myself before the senate to answer for some unknown crime

*looks at his cerimonial robes* brought on by war mongers.. i doubt it

No Ma'rol. You're going to start a war.

Your expansionist policies have driven the Republic and Kamino to the brink.

Millions of lives will be forfeit if you carry on with this course of action. Not that any of those will matter to you.

*watches the child with distaste*

And when do you plan to tell him that he's a copy of the son Anoon would not let you have. He's just a biological creation, infused with a will borne of your hate.

*shakes his head*

If there is a shred of the teachings of the Order within you, you'll stop this war before it begins.

I have nothing more to say to you, Ambassador.

*walks to the exit before turning and waiting for the inevitable retort*

M: Jedi baffle me.. at what point have i killed someone.. in turn, have what point have any of the men under my command killed someone? for all this talk of war the only people who are dead is one kaminoan prime minister..*laughs* who conicendtally died at the hands of a force user.. combined with several other cloners who all have sabre wounds.. bizarre is it not?

*Od'sseus continues to build the lightsabre*

*laughs and leaves*

*Od'sseus stands and hands ma'rol the sabre*

O: What you think

*Removes a crystal from his sabre and places it into the chamber. The blade springs into life violently at full length*

M: Its a bit.. erm.. powerful

O: give it here *takes the sabre and adjusts it. The blade sinks down slowly and becomes more controllable for a 5 year old*

O: I sort of planned to keep this and modify it as i go along..*deactivates the blade

M: *smiles* very good my son.. now sit here and wait for the senators

*Ma'rol sends a message to all senators informing them of his presence with the note that Kellin sent him*

*Goes over all his old data and realises the senator of naboo said he could go to Ryloth, as it wasnt in the republic. Ma'rol smiles*

*Both Ma'rol and Od'sseus fall asleep*

*100 CorSec officers storm into the Senate and mow down the Castellans*

*blasters fire for 10 minutes before leaving the Corsec at 47, out numbering the remaining couple of castellans*

*Ofmag at the front issues some troopers to arrest the surviving castellans and take them away, removing all weapons.*

*He walks over to Marol and the child, after a short pause he whacks Marol full force over the head with the butt of rifle and those two are taken away*

*the castellan few are marched into holding ships as are Marol and the boy*

*Ofmag wipes his brow and looks at Annat and to the bodies strewn around*

*the holding ships fly to CorSec HQ*

*slinks out of the doorway*

Effective work Captain.

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*Ma'rol and Od'sseus wake up and sit waiting for the senate*

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