The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Sep 10, 2003
Plum
The Return!!
I ate a plum
A plum?
A plum!
It's in my tum
The plum?
The plum!
I got a pain
A pain?
A pain!
I feel sick
Sick?
Yes sick!
I need the loo
The loo?
The loo!
I got to run
Then run
I will!
I am back
You're back?
I'm back!
I feel better
Better?
All better!
Now what was you saying
Saying? Oh yes
Tell me do
It was a question
A question?
Yes indeed!
Would I like something
Ahhh yes a plum?
A plum!
Yes I remember
You recall?
Oh yes
I think this time I'll decline
Decline?
Just say NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Though it looks very tempting
The plum?
The plum!
Maybe it wouldn't hurt
Just one?
Just one....
From the top...
