The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Sep 10, 2003

On the See Saw
At first it was fun
The ups and downs
The constant motion
Flying to the moon
Then back to earth with a bump
At first it was fun
The constant search
For gentle stimulation
The giving and taking
The taking and giving
You, being the weaker party
Tried to control the play
Now when I'm up
You crash sullenly down
When I'm down
You're left high and dry.
See Saw
Punch on my jaw
Dammit! I want a new master.