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Post 1

Researcher 240878

Please keep these toilets clean, They are provided for your use, Thank you
smiley - devil


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Post 2

!! COMPACT PUSSYCAT !!

OOOOOOOOOO so this is where they all come for a w--k


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Post 3

Researcher 240878

no they go to your house for that smiley - laugh if your going to abuse this establishment would you kindly leave thanx
smiley - devil


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Post 4

Guffy the Ozone Slayer

oh good, no-one in

smiley - whistle

Plays chase the blue cube

Paaaaarrrrppppp!!

smiley - whistle

Spots brand new, unused, soft velvety bog roll, and nicks it smiley - run


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Post 5

!! COMPACT PUSSYCAT !!

Awwwwwww not fair i was going to nick the loo roll
MMMMMMMM men >>>>>smiley - runcome back >>>
So how do you propose to kick me out then?
PP the graffiti queen


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Post 6

Researcher 240878

replaces nicked loo rollssmiley - grr will have to get them lockable loo rool thingys smiley - grr
smiley - devil


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Post 7

Researcher 234607

pheewwwww!!!!! what a stink in here...and thats just from demon smiley - laugh (u no im just jidding lol smiley - hug)
smiley - run about spraying airfreshner smiley - laugh


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Post 8

Researcher 240878

totty get out of here im taking a poo smiley - laugh
smiley - devil


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Post 9

Researcher 234607

eeeuuuwwwww i thought i could smell something dodgy when i walk in here to spray some airfreshner smiley - laugh u mightve told me u were coming in first lol...ooeerrr someones pinched all the loo roll so i better get u some.. AND I DONT WANT IT BACK!!!! smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - kisssmiley - cuddle


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Post 10

Researcher 240878

well i didnt know you was gonna come in here totty smiley - laugh good job you did though i didnt realise that there was no loo rollsmiley - grr my stomachs a bit dodgy i knew i shouldnt of eaten in that smiley - mouse n smiley - spider infested flea pit they call the ol tea shoppe smiley - bluesmiley - laugh
smiley - devil


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Post 11

Researcher 234607

nahhh its not the food in there thats got to ur tummy lol smiley - laugh its all that smiley - ale ur guzzlin down in the celler!!! smiley - grr tut tut dont try and deny it man...i saw u through my peep hole!!!...errr i mean, ummm smiley - erm ehhh what i mean is, i emmmm i JUST SAW U DO IT RIGHT!!!! lmaopmpl smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - yikes
smiley - hugsmiley - kiss


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Post 12

Researcher 240878

hang on a a min... have you been spying on me? what peep hole is this then you dirty ol pervsmiley - laugh AH its all coming out now smiley - laugh now get out i want to finish my poo in peace smiley - laugh
smiley - devil


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Post 13

Researcher 234607

smiley - yikes ur taking ur time doing that poo there demon....cant u do it under pressure?? smiley - laugh oh no...thats me!!!! smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh
ok ok im going..the stench is making me queezy anyhoo!! lol smiley - laugh
better get ready with the airfreshner for when u finish lol
smiley - hugsmiley - kiss


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Post 14

Anarane


You can smell this stench out in the bar and its putting customers off! smiley - laugh


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Post 15

Researcher 234607

well its not me anarane smiley - laugh im just waiting on demon getting out that bog so i can pour a bottle of perfume down the loo...errrr thats if he hasnt shattered the bowl smiley - laugh cos he has been in there for quite a while smiley - yikessmiley - laugh


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Post 16

Anarane

How longs he been in there? 6 hours?lol


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Post 17

Researcher 240878

thats better, best wash my hands smiley - laugh i'll leave you two to it then smiley - run
smiley - devil


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Post 18

Researcher 234607

yes u better wash ur hands demon...not wanting everyone coming down with a tummy bug smiley - laugh and if u think im scrubbing the bowl after what uv just produced...no chance smiley - grr
smiley - hugsmiley - kiss

ANARANE
god nos how long he was inb there for, but is ass but be stinging now smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 19

Anarane

tartan
lmao yeah probably.smiley - laugh
well I hope its not like this in the ladies smiley - laugh demons clogged the toilet in here and the ladies dont need to have to go and squat outside lol smiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 20

Researcher 240878

Anarane ACE dont you be worrying about me blocking the bogs up tartan totty will make sure its in full working order there you go toots i'll leave you to unblock the ubend smiley - laughsmiley - run
smiley - devil


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