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TAKE A FREE TOUR OPENING SOON!!

hi there Researcher 241578 just checked out your place, so wens it opening?? maybe we could do each other a fav?? you add my link to the travelers rest on your personal space and i'll add your, what ya say? nothing wrong with free advertising now is there oh your place is very impresive should do well

as long as it dont take my custom!!!!

ooohhhhhhh cimmer angel and pucker up hahahahaha u it really dont lie!!!!

totty your suposed to be serving in here not chatting up the lady cusomers
its a night club they are advertising it shouldnt damage are business im hoping to atract some of there customers

Oops,
*crawls out before domestic flares*

The 'Mazin' MadFiddler II stay! theres less chance of totty kicking off at me while theres cusomers around here see if i cant get you to stay

opening soon the best place for entertaiment food & dancing take a look

nice place rebs hope its a runaway sucsess while your here can i interest you in a

fed up waiting for service im off




REBs

NO PATIENCE !!! The service can only get better ,wait until the teething problems are over.They will be interviewing staff soon I'll bet.Can't wait for the GRAND OPENING.....Every Success

pinky.. awwwwwww he didnt wait, lol mind you the service here is much faster than ye old tea shoppe, have you ever heard of a greasy spoon with a topless waitres? its enough to put you of your fried eggs pinky we are open we didnt makea big deal about it, and we are interviewin this week for staff, would you be interested?anyway while your here can i get you anything??

dont think ill ever eat a fried egg again

hiya demon
now would i ever get cross with my buisness partner..hmmm well only when he hands out free booze well have u had a look at all the duracell s?? lmao

Mmmmmmm thankyou for your most kind offer,it has to be said I am built more for comfort than for work.I can arrange all the flowers you should ever need though.You know any special event,weddings. stag parties,hen parties ,the odd christening perhaps.Cheapest rates best blooms.I have JUST had a lovely cup of tea so no refreshments at the moment but thankyou so much for your kindeness See you shortly..Pinky

good morning Pinky
well we shall keep that kind offer about the flowers in mind and may contact u soon should we have any private funtions to organise...we shall have to have a meeting to discuss the prices u charge ill discuss this with my buisness partner DemonMaster and get back to asap

Hello ,yes I understand you must discuss this matter with your partmers NO PROBLEM.My prces you will never beat,my skill as a florist I am certain ,will be to your satisfaction.If you need me call me.Hope to hear from you soon Pinky

well myself and Demon will have a chat about it but yes, sounds like a good offer Pinky
well for a atart..i would like to place an order for 1 red carnation and a few foliage leaves....so that one can be placed in the small vase on each of the resteraunt tables for decoration
now, can i offer u a drink whilst u are here... perhaps??

totty

Thankyou Totty,and how many carnations would you be needing?I am assuming you will require fresh and not silk flowers ?? Whnever you need them the delivery will be on time.Count on it.A white wine would be lovely Thnakyou ...Pinky

well give me an order for a dozen red carnations for now and ill see how that does and yes, fresh would be much better than silk....much better appearance and a lovely aroma as well now how long do u recon they will last in the resteraunt atmosphere??
hers one this ones on the house seeing as were making a deal on flowers
so do we get some kind of discount for placing a standing order and not just a one of order then??

First dozen flowers are on me !! Hopefully they should last at least a fortnight,fresh water every 2days.Of course a good discount will be given for a regular orderThankyou for the wine,perfect.Ok I'm off to the wholesale market now to choose the best blooms.See you soon,thankyou for your custom.Most grateful.Flower will be delivered asap.Bye for now Totty.PS Your choice of fresh flowers ,is a good one.See ya Pinky

well thank u pinky i appreciate the free flowers and yes, i think the red carnations look very elegant on a table so i no iv made the best choice im sure my buisness partner Demon will agree
if u ever need to hire The Travellers Rest for any function u will have a discount seeing as u are now our regular supplier of flowers
well spk to u soon, take care
totty