h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

dont cry

i'm sorry i said that i thought yu were a girl, i didnt mean itin an offencenceive way! really.... it's just tough....what with theese names... umm..... i'm sorry...

the nurses are ok here, but the old guy next to me isd a pain in the rear. save me please!

AAAAARRRRGGGGG!!!!

Ooh Matron!

shall i come visit you and bring chocolates and flowers?

yes, that would be nice, and a couple of nurses as well. Oh, and can someone pay me to kill the guy next to me? Please!

So where is everyone, no one has been here for a few days?

"I'm all alone, theres no one here beside me(except for two skimpily clad nurses, and the old guy)

My troubles have all gone(except the old guy, who is named bill), theres no one here to deriiiiive me (but the nurses cheer me up *purr*)

But I've got to have chocolates and flowers":

Shall I stop singing?

i'm still here, i was jsut waiting for someone to reply to my last post...
i'm on my way to bring you chocolates and flowers....

as lovely as the singing is *cough cough* i think you should stop to spare my hearing

tell you what i wont actually pay you to kill that guy beside you but howabout if i promise to bring more flowers and chjocolates tomorrow if you do?

sounds good to me, but I resent that remark about my singing. for your information, and you will laugh at this, but when I was in America for the past 4 and a half years of my life, I was in a state choir, and was going to be accepted into the NATIONAL choir, but I had to leave.

I currently live in England, in a nice ton called Newent.


Hmpph

Good day to you.

*ploaces a pillow over the old guys head*

mmmmrrrrfffff

*old guy stops moving*


Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Bleep bleep bleep bleep

you can never win, because although I am the god of the god of death, I am also the god of the god of life. damn

does that mean life has to win? i mean shouldnt it be a lie and the man should stay in a state of neither life or death...

a choir you say... thats interesting. so i suppose you must like to sing then. thats good so many guys dont. congrtadulations on that national choir offer, sorry you couldnt do it.

hmmm very confusing...
if your the god of love and hate can you do something about my ex

and ill take back the comment about the singing and try to make it sincere, might not be sincere but the thought was almost there

*looks around*
nope...
nothing happening here...

*sticks a large letter G to the door*

*stares at the G*

i wonder what thats for...
maybe we've been marked for something... i hope its not a death related something...

she stuck an H up in black widow... why is she doing this?

well g and h are right next to each other in the alphabet... maybe insted of numbering rooms shes lettering them....

you've failed the room inspection; the further teh letter from A the worse the fail. Hence why I switched our door with Anthea's office door

~Skenvoy

im inclined not to beleive you... but thats just because ive known you for too long

~Skenvoy

oh, well so long as we have antheas door we passed right?

unless you're pulling my leg...