h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~Skenvoy

*creeps along the wall of the room to get round the *

~Skenvoy

~Skenvoy

<*retaliates...* sken since your head of blackwiddow house you know your uniform says you need to were a kilt at all times... even in the snow...>

*the thing was just a huge pendulum thing*
*dusk finds herself in a large clock like room... er...*

*tryes despretly to ignore the ticking. works out the piriodit time or the pendulum, and hence calculats the metal its made of ducks past it to get to the otherside of the chanber

*Helen puts her hands next to the guards ears. He screams silently for some moments and Helen removes her hands. The guard falls down breathlessly.*
[Helen - in Russian] Take me there

*Helen starts emitting radio waves, blocking any communication*

*Helen looks up at the guards in the control room and smiles. Her muscles tense slightly and then she jumps a meter up into the air kicks the nearest guards head clean off and into a second, taking the majority of his torso with it into the far wall, with her right hand she draws her uzi and opens fire on any gaurds on her left, there is a flash across the left side of the room cutting everything less solid than a bulletproof door in half. She lands neatly in frount of the (now quiering guard) and inserts her knee into his stomach which begins to dissolve on contact. He falls to the floor writhing.*

*A few seconds later the guard stands up. He looks different*
[Guard] Hello. We're Helen.

*on the other side of the room is a really small door.... about a quarter of the hight of a normal door*

*guard takes helen north, north east, north, west, north,*

*alarms go off then falter and die out*

[Helen] Splits to 4 quarter sized Helens and proceeds through
[Helen, previously a guard] Checks for CCTV camera feed to find athea
*Helen continues following the guard unless he is obviously leading her in circles*

*dusk crawls through it*

*waits for something to appear at the end of the corridor he is walking along *

~Skenvoy

*finds herself in a small dark pasage *

*huge spider drops on sken*


*the small dark passage is small dark and very tall... *

*huge spider gets squished*
*Skenvoy continues walking along*

~Skenvoy

*a knight jumps out infront of sken*
if you wish to proseed further you must go cut down the highest tree in the forest with... a haddock!

*says the word "It" to the knight and watches it scream in pain then carries walking along*

~Skenvoy

*a basket full of inflatable sheep fall onto him*

*can tell anthea is close*

~Skenvoy

*inflatable sheep bahs*