h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<*zaps Kat*>

*the door opens into a bacement room full of creats, if theres something else you must find it for yourself*

*dusk slips inside the perimeter fence through a well posisiond hole, that doesnt cut any conecting wires so doesnt set off the perimeter alarm*
i wander how they could be so silly as to leve that hole there *puts wire cutters back in a conceled pocket in her clock*

*sits down on a crate*
Hmm let's see what's going on around here then...oh and while I've got the time...
*takes off guard uniform before realising that actually it's probably a good idea to keep it*
Okay there must be SOMETHING going on in here!

*opens crates at random and finds uniforms, ammunition which Kat secretes about her person, white labcoats, and...rubbish*

No way would rubbish be crated!

*Filling herself with the One Power, Kat watches as the crates begin to stack themselves in a pile in one corner, revealing a door in the far wall. It is old and dusty but the hinges have been recently oiled and there is a clear space in the dust on the handle showing it has been used*

Oh the wonders of people!
*Kat quickly slips through the door, and immediately drops down a hole, landing on a conveniently placed matress. She is now in a dark corridor, at the end of which appears to be a large natural cave. Scientists mill around and there are large pieces of machinery. However...the kitten can not be seen yet*

I think...I'll hang in this corridor a bit...oh wait this guard smoked. I'll pretend to be having a quick illicit fag.

*walks futher in keeping low so all that can be seen by any onlookers is what appers to be the snow. creeps acros to a nearby shed*
where did i put thoue lockpicks, ; , here they are
*opens the padlock and goes in*

*comes back out of the shed looking disapointed,
and creeps futher into the complex*

*continues down the coridor type thing he is in, looking out for any traps or surveillance devices*

~Skenvoy

*a hole opens up below sken suddely and without any warning*

*dusk is in a large whitewashed room, there are men milling around in labcoats but no-one seems to notice her*

*what everyone thought to be wiro suddenly vanish, there is nothing of any form to say that he was ever there or that he has gone anywhere*

*Skenvoy falls through the hole*

~Skenvoy

*sken lands in a pile of something soft... slush...*
*the room he is in... is more like a dungon*

[Helen] (voice only) Hello dusk. Is she here? We...I have started looking for her but haven't got anywhere yet.

[Helen] (standing in the muck) Do you think shes here Skenvoy?

*Helen sneaks through random buildings looking for anthea*

*Helen looks for the power supply in case Helen needs her to cut it in a hurry*

*Helen tries to find where the security cameras are hooked into in case Helen needs to disable them in a hurry*

*Helen sneaks around the perimeter looking for WIRO*

*Helen waits for Anthea in her office*

*Helen waits for news in her office*

*A number of identical Helens do a number of distinct activties in no way relevant to this scenario*

*the power supply is outside in deep snow and brittle ice.*

*there are no security cameras but that dosnt mean there isnt something else*

*the dungion room is large and very dark, theres a drip from somewhere*

*some guards walk around the parimeter occationally stoping for a warming drink of gin...*

*Skenvoy gives a slight mocking smile, his face turns up towards the hole he fell through. A second later he vanishes*

~Skenvoy

*Helen waits until there is noone watching and breaks a shard of fingernail, places it into a metal container which she heats and then drops onto the ice. It will take time for the metal to melt through the ice and bring the peice of nail in contact with the supply*

*Helen leaves her office and requisitions various detectors, psychic energy, bug detectors, magic detectors etc. and then Helen gives them to Helen to deliver to Helen. Helen requisitions a vehicle for Helen so that Helen can reach Helen faster, Helen sets off to meet Helen but as there is some distance between Helen and Helen it will take some time for Helen to find Helen and give the equpiment to Helen*

*Helen opens her mouth and emits a high pitched noise (too high pitched to be detected by humans, but if there are any guard dogs they heard it) and listens to how it bounces off surfaces in the dungoen (i.e. switches to echolocating things like a bat)*

*Helen watches the guards patrol route to see if it passes a certain building or location more often than the others*

*Helen checks her email*

~Skenvoy

*dusk stays low, luckley still camoflaged affter suddenly finding herself inside*

*the scientists still dont notice...*
*sken is somewhere...*