h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah, but what if there was already a bear in the well. Perhaps it fell in, looking for fish, gold, and glory... then that's not muc of a trick. How about a whale from a well?

but what if the well links to the middle of the sea?

what if its an empty well, lined with spikes with a lava stream at the bottom?

now that would be impressive...

oh yes.
and perhaps a bit dangerous to this apple grove's overall wellbeing, not to mention the bear's.

well, i'd personally like to see the whale come out the well, as it would be a pretty big well!

~Skenvoy

mustn't forget that it could be a very small whale

~Skenvoy

What is it small well, and a big whale, but by some small typo they're switched to a small whale and big well?


Perhaps it's a dolphin?

perhaps its krill.
perhaps its the decomposing remains of a dead whales liver floatng up, which is (hopefully( significantly smaller than a full whale.

*a shadow moves from tree to tree*

*shadow runs into 2 Khamsins*

shadow: two betas... the project should never have got that far...

Khamsins: Come along /master/ you have been alive far too long

shadow: I won't let you take me

Khamsins: you don't have any choice, you are the infiror Khamsin

*before they can react the shadow throws them both to the ground but a third Khamsin wacks the shadow on the back of the head knocking him out*

Khamsins: Mission Accomplished

*the three bind Khamsin and carry him away*

*three Khamsin come back in, one armed with a shovel*

*the two pull down the fourth tree along, 3 from the back*

*the third starts to dig a whole under the tree*

*after a while they hit a small box, they retreive it and leave*

*runs in*
*spots the hole*
*sees footprints leading to and away from the hole*
*follows*
*presses a button on a fancy looking gizmo in his pocket, and puts it back, and runs on*
*soft nigh-inaudible buzzing is heard and disappears*