h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*various apple trees are growing here*

*there is a man inspecting the apples*

*after he has checked the apples other men are picking them and loading them onto a truck*

*wonders if anthea is now developing organic poision*

~Skenvoy

*stumbles upon the grove*

You men what are you doing? these apples are property of the Assassins Guild

*raises an eyebrow*
*prepares to prevent the men from running*

~Skenvoy

*tries to signal to Sken that the man inspecting has a contract on his head*

I said what are you doing with our property

*approaches the man who is inspecting*

*slightly flicks his fingers and the man inspecting freezes*
*steps out of the shadows*

~Skenvoy

*Figure seems to be struggling to move*

*walks forwards holding his psychic grip on the man*

~Skenvoy

*There is the sound of rifles being armed and aimed all about the assasins*

*signals to Skenvoy to take the minions on the right*

*hand grasps his sword*

Why are you HERE

*closes his eyes and identifies where all the enemies are*

~Skenvoy

*frozen figure trys to speak, lots of lazer sights focus on the pair*

*draws his sword and leaps at the closest 2 and "disarms them"*

why are you all here?

*The two gas masked figures turn to flee*

*turns towards the men pointing guns at him*
*gives them a faint smile then looks at their guns*
*the gun barrels start to bend round into knots*

~Skenvoy

*draws his blaster in his other hand and shoots the fleeing men*

They would be hear under my orders

*A figure cloaked and siluoited by the seeting sun*

*Two fleeing goons fall crumpled to the floor*

You are HIM aren't you? I know you, you steal friut

What the leader of brigans and co?, we loot and steal at cut throat prices. Yes it's me