h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

May I retract what I said about Verc's inquisitor? This is by far the best one ever!

I'm flattered by the introduction Awix

Nice on Wolf...you're almost a super star now!...not bad for a barber he he!
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Better than my inquisition, Pah!



Nah, as inquisitions go this was so so. Though I'd actually not twigged on the Jordan (Aka. Dwight Yorke's former female associate ) connection...

Is Jordan famous in America?

Anyway... Dalek's not scary! I ask you! Have you actually seen a Dalek in real life? Have you?!!

Oh, you haven't well actually if you don't see them moving they're not that scary. Actually if you see them in the Colin Baker (the 6th Doctor) episodes, they're probably not scary even when they do move...

But I tell you what the Borg, Klingon's, the Dominion, Romulan's, and the French Foreign Legion all put together wouldn't stand a chance against the Dalek's.

Actually I remember going to the Doctor Who exhibit in Wales about 6 years ago when I was younger, and there is a part of the exhibit where part of a Dalek has been cut out at the back so that you can fit in. When your sitting in there you can move the arms (whisk and plunger) and there is a device which makes your voice sound like a Dalek.

There is a mirror on the other side so you can see yourself as a Dalek, and I tell you what a chill went down my spine when I saw the Dalek with my synthezised voice. It was good though.

And when did I get confused about that 'R', eh? Trying to make me look stupid like that. You'll give people the right impression about me, and all that propoganda will have gone to waste.

I'm ashamed of my lyrics and chorus. But other than that, this was a much better inquisition than yours!! Did you see my intro? He called me a celebrity.

Jordan isn't famous in America. Awix and I had a little aside chat about me not quite 'getting' the joke Awix explained it to me, but then I had to break down the explanation by looking through the BBC.

I've seen pictures and read the Dr Who entry. They don't seem scary to me. What about a Dalek against a Blieg?

Mmm... A Dalek Vs. A Blieg

Terry Nation (the guy who "officially" Invented the Dalek - some question over that)

Vs

Verc (Well I definately invented the Blieg)


Tough one, but then a Blieg probably looks a bit like the creature that lives in side of a Dalek, so they'd probably get on like a house on fire and take over the world. I suppose it would be a bit like a Lion and a Bear wont fight because they have mutual respect for each other

But I still think my inquisition was better

My inquisition was much better! We spoke intelligently about television. And my intro was better. I'm a celebrity

Daleks simply don't look scary to me. Bliegs seem scary. They ate my character!

We'll just agree to disagree, eh?

Mines still better though

I agree to disagree

...mine was better... much better...

No it wasn't, No it wasn't

Yes, it was.

Or rather



Yes it was

*pretends to put on music*

Mine was great,
Mine was great,
Mine was greaaaaat,
Yours was bad
Yours was bad
Yours was baaaad

Yours was bad
Yours - was - bad!!!

Tell me if this gets a bit too offensive at any time wont you

*pretends to notice*

*turns on Television*

"Jodan is a celebrity! Get him out of there!"



(Not offensive, just lying)

By the way, Awix emailed me to say-

"Jordan the topless model is a celebrity.

You, while being a thoroughly nice and very pleasant chap who's going straight on my friends list as soon as my little break is over, are better than that, though more obscure.

And you can tell Verc I said so... "