h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I love Franz Kafka--especially Metamorphosis. What a delightfully depressing and all-around unfulfilling story! Thanks!

DZ

Interesting one Pin. Life is full of strange coincidences. Played in Metamorphosis with Berkoff at the Hampstead Theatre many moons ago...Kubrick actually came to see it and now here's you interviewing Mr Kafka...weird and wonderful!
take care
boots

Nice of you to comment, guys.
I was a bit mortified when this one was exhumed, though
I posted it in my first week here about two years ago. One way to find out how much you've improved
Shazz uses my stuff as filler - with my blessing.
I just didn't realise she could reach this far down the barrel!
Pin

Be sure your sins will find you out eh Pin?

shazz

Hi Shazz

It's your Rep too, girl!

(You should tell Jodan and Co. about the new mining technique you've developed - Search by Smell of Putrefaction)

So - maybe you'd like a few pointers to my pieces? You know, stuff that might be just a tad more likely to further our burgeoning careers?

Pin

Good idea old bean - I tend to get lost around your page these days...

shazz

I've just checked my files

I only have two items left in my Pinniped folder - one is a Princess Bride Quiz and the other The Duchess of York awards. Somehow I think you may like me to pass on those?

shazz

Well, yeah...
(Better than Kafka, though!)

Atch, the Princess Bride Quiz might be quite good fun for afficianorakianados. Only trouble is, you'd probably want the answers or something unreasonable like that.
So let's drop that idea. Give it Awix to keep him quiet.

Fergie. Hmmm. Someday maybe, but if I'm ever to recover from this fall then the next one needs to be a bit special...

There's plenty already available that's a lot better. Do you want me to suggest something here? Only I thought that you didn't like letting lurkers at what's coming up.

Spinning this out, you say? Yeah, OK, I admit it. It's my lifelong dream to have Editors begging me for copy, and this is as close as I ever get...

Did I here, "please"? Was that "pretty please"?

Pin

Most certainly pretty please Pin

Please drop me an email via the address at the PO with your suggestions... that way both of us may manage to maintain some credibility.

shazz

Should be with you already