h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I TOLD you... I TOLD YOU He's a traitor. But did you listen? NOOOOOOoooooooooooo.... Don't listen to the werecat. NOW I've got to fix this bloody HOLE. Good thing he didn't stay long enough to trust him with the important stuff.

*kicks something at random*

*leads HPB in*

ermm... you can sit here

*obtains a seat*

bloody hell. What am I meant to do with that?

*stares at the hole*

That's gonna need welding, panel by panel, from outside.
I could try extending the shield a bit. But I'll still need to come back in.

*repeats question*

I guess I do.

That's gonna need....

*goes over to a nearbye panel and does a few calculations*

eleven plates.

*obtains some tough metal from the corner of the room, and drags it toward a machine that looks like a large press*

then why do you entrust his life to a species that will once payed?

*places a sheet into the press and dials in a few numbers and calculations*

Riight...

*paints it with something sticky and unpleasant looking*

I'm not specieist. I once had a Rodian friend, you know.
The ones that work for Father are as loyal to him as the moon is to the earth.
They would die to protect him, and any unpleasant rodians know of the hooded one and wouldn't dare to hurt him.

*continues painting*

*looks*

*walks over*

there is no rodian who hasn't chosen money over death.