h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Parts lay scattered everywhere.
A half finished evil looking droid is lying on a work bench, and every tool you can imagine is resting untidily in a rack.

A large engine for a transport ship, dominates the high ceilinged room.

*pulls something that looks like a very, very big, complex net out of a box, and does something complex to it. It glows bright blue, and sends her flying back into the wall with singed fur.*

Better. We're definantly getting there....

*pulls something that looks like a very, very big, complex net out of a box, and does something complex to it. It glows bright blue, and sends her flying back into the wall with singed fur.*

Better. We're definantly getting there....

*walks up to what was once the fastest ship in the Yavin Jedi fleet*

Defence grid my ! It's going back to how it was!

*starts to bend and weld panels back into shape*

*offers him something sticky and unpleasant looking*

here, it strengthens those kind of metals, by up to 20%. Also we have a special heated press for doing that far more officiently. just log in the percentage of the curve you want in the metal, then place it in the press.

I'll do it my way thankyou Velte. But now I have nowhere to kip tonight, thanks to you smashing up my bed. Anywhere I can sling a hammock?

yes.

Take any spare room, as long as it's nowhere near mine.

Your ship was fine when I'd finished it.

Got it, sling my hammock in your room while you finish making my ship _exactly_ the way it was before...

No improvements then?

Go in my room and I'll poison the next thing you eat.

I tend to eat only what I cook... And don't even think about trying to poison my smokes because they stay in my robe.

I'll poison my doorhandle!

*cough* I use the Force, that means I don't need to touch the doorhandle...

*gets on with the repairs, and does a damn good job of it too*

Thankyou, now about that hammock....

there's some cloth you can use in the corner there. But not in my room.

I'll sing all night and keep you awake!

I'm a heavy sleeper...

Did I not tell you once that your anger could be a hindrance...

*whispers*
Tobru?

*leaps into ship, blasts a hole in the wall*

To Tatooine! Looks like the only Jedi Knight has a planet to save!

Can't believe you darksiders fell for it!

*Ship speeds off into space*