h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks over at the racer*

*the Weequay racer grins then drops a visor and a fat Rodian talks with Gandoah*

*finishes his meditations and hops onto the swoop bike*

*probes the racer's bike with the force, looking for anything that could affect the performance*

*Weequay turns*

DHAYPTHROT: *gravelly voice through visor* Know the rules, outlander? Ay heh...

I know the rules...

*revs the engine*

*Gandoah and the Rodian move up to a balcony as do their respective companion*

DHAYPTHROT: Ay heh.

*thin broken down droid moves between the two ready for countdown*

*attempts to sever his opponent's transmission lines using the force*

*prepares to start*

STARTER DROID: ++Three... Two...++


*Dhaypthrot sppeds away*

STARTER DROID: ++Three... Two...++


*Dhaypthrot speeds away*

*hits the accelerator and aims a force push at the Weequay's bike, hoping to spin him off course*

*Dhaypthrot's flips and the Rodian in the balcony complains to Gandoah*

*catches up and aims a kick at the Weequay's head*

*Dhaypthrot reels but kicks Annat's bike out the way*

*controls the swerve and brings the back end of the swoop crashing against his opponent's bike*

*from a distance a blaster shot zips past Annat*

*ignores the blaster and continues trying to knock the Weequay off his bike*

*back at the stadium Ring shoots the guy who fired at Annat*

*some of the Rodians concorts disappear and Ring nudges SW-888 and they follow dragging Tent*

*kicks the Weequay again, solidly*

I don't want to have to hurt you...

*Dhaypthrot gives a gutteral laugh and veers to the right and bounces up over a large rock*

*attempts to nudge the airborne swoop into a spin with the force, aimed at causing the Weequay to land head first*