h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

~~You wanted to speak to Tobru's teacher??~~

~~Yes, I just wanted to voice my concerns over her. First off her geography seems in need of a touch up. She thinks the academy is on Bespin.... Aside from that, her disregard for the order's traditions by trying to find you a second padawan whilst there were still people free to train him un-nerved me somewhat. And, not to criticise, shouldn't you be training her in the meditation chambers and not the council chamber? Sorry if I seem to be getting ideas above my station but dark times are approaching. I will be returning to the academy soon to discuss something with the council. Thankyou master.~~

*Heads to A-Wing*

*The A-Wing lands and Annat climbs out*

*A series of battle droids are activated to provide cover around the hut, whilst Annat meditates, saber close to hand*

I await the Sith. Let them come.

*speeder bike halts*

*steps through door*

What's happening??

A group of sith, at least one of them a master landed outside Mos Eisley last night. They are planning to take control of the planet as they know we are currently too weak to defend it. Fortunately Darth Velte is not with them, for she is a powerful opponent...

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*Shadow zips overhead*

Looks like I was followed. Now the sith know we're here...

One thing I have been working on Master Gr'jar, is this..

*Presses a button on a remote. 5 large anti-aircraft turbolasers rise from hidden silos around the hut*

Old Alliance surplus, now they'll have to attack us on the ground, and we hold a defended obstacle backed up with defense droids...

*walks unarmed towards Annat*

Hello. I'm unarmed.

*pulls 'saber to hand*

You're a cat. You have claws. That counts as armed to me, now stand right where you are.

They're only an inch long. I'll shift into my full human form, if it'll make you happy. I'll need some clothing though, humans tend to be funny about that sort of thing.

*stands nonchalantly still*

I came, because I saw my old master. Is he keeping well?

*sits down, crosslegged*

Your old master is fine. Now, just out of interest, why are you and your dark kin on Tatooine?