h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i can speak french

Have i missed something? maybe i should read the backlog!
Ahh so you're coming to the meet then deary..will you be stopping with me n Jodie etc or are you gonna try n crawl home?

well i have been looking at booking a hotel but if there is a slumber party going on i'm in

Why on earth would you wanna fork out for a hotel? should know one of us will be putting up anyway. Did you not get my 2d to last journal?
you can help us cart around cardboard smooth

felt like spending some hard cash is all

Well you can spend it if you want

in a posh hotel. getting pampered. ordering champagne at midnight. breakfast in bed.


nah, who needs that life

yeah

Well I was only offering n of course i'd ask Candice , Jodie n you before i made it a completely open offer

yeah it sounds good to me. we can always go to the cafe for brekky in the morning, unless of course you feel too lazy again in which case we will bring you back a sausage roll

too lazy? i was ill! had been coming down with a cold since friday n it turne into a really minging chesty bug remember? lasted about a week
itll probably 'be' morning by the time got her anyway..it ws 530 before me n Fords crawled into Jon's last time

sounds like my kind of a night

in which case i may even get the early train back

we went back to Daraline's after is what it was .
Getting back here shouldnt be too much bother..tube/walk to victoria when the pub kicks out, the all night train from victoria to croydon n then a cab/the dreaded night bus
if Candice makes it i expect she'd drop you back on her way home as im pretty sure she has to go that way

that would be cool, but it really isn't too much of a problem by train. only takes (theoretically) 40 minutes to get to yours via one train and ONE tram

..that doesnt do 5 circuits of central croydon god n to think ill be relying on you lot to remember where i live n get me home

oh we'll get there...eventually

and central Croydon holds promise for a top sightseeing destination i'll have you know. all that litter, grime, unpleasent people, dirty office blocks and a hunk of concrete known as the train station make it quite delectable

Ben might drive to yours for halloween if i remeber to tell him he's coming

Crodon's not as bad as it gets a rep for i dont think...no worse than any other city..ok its not quaint little picturesque Reigate but hey

ahh getting his orders is he?

well i'll ask him. he should be ok though, i'll give him petrol money and a special cigarette

ooh, you trying to make me out to be an uppity snob? there are a few round this way i spose.

your end of Croydon isn't too bad but the actual city really does suck compared to most others.

what i don't get is Croydon won't have bins due to terrorist threats but London has a bin every 20 yards correct me if i am wrong but wouldn't London be more at risk than Croydon.

lets face it, terrorists wouldn't blow up where they can claim asylum now would they?

No i wasnt calling you a snob...but youre right you do get them.
Croydon does have bins as far as im aware.. unless ive been throing my rubbish in mini daleks when im in town
my end of croydon is recently croydon at all..im sort of sandwiched between Surrey n Kent..

i can never find a bin in Croydon

Big Foot and the Hendersons is on BBC1

i dont know whats p with me today! my brain said 'isnt really' but my finers typed recently ..why!!!???

is it? ive got to go up to my mums in a bit

heylo???

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