h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*AS you walk into this bar you notice something unusual. Not only is there good music playing, but most of the chairs appear to be attached to the ceiling...*

*comes in with a stepladder*

Got any tables? I can't seem to be able to make the hover..

Ah yes... Sorry about that...

There's a lovely gothic number from http://www.ravenironart.co.uk/ over there...



Enjoy your stay...

Erm... would you like me to put that stepladder in the cloakroom for you<?>

ooh, swirly pictures


Yes please, it doesn't fit in the umbrella stand..

*carefully puts stepladder into closet*

Now... Can I get you anything, or are you fixed for <?>

Well, what I really wanted was some apple juice, but was the closest smiley I could find..

*goes behind the bar*

Ah! I think I have just the stuff....

Now, due to our extensive experience here at FREAK with dyes, I've used colourings to make your look exactly like !

Isn't that amazing<?>

Ooh, thanks


so what are you drinking?

I'm still unpacking everything... I'm think I'm going to try some of this fresh blood, though

Were you wanting to sign up with us, or are you happy just being a resident barfly

I did sign up... I think you've done something wrong with the GML, as it started a new convo rather than add to the existing one.. Perhaps you put the form number instead of the thread number?

Ah no, it's working fine, I just wasn't paying attention

Yes, it works fine, though it does start a new convo each time.. But I guess this is what you intended..

Yes

Not bad for my first, rather experimental, attempt at a guestbook

*shines some glasses*

You can always make it so it adds to a thread by changing 'forum' for 'inreplyto' and the number for 3860798 (says someone who's written oh so many guestbooks )

(I've had to brush up my GML in order to write the Personal Space workshop ya see )

Hmm, there's a cobweb up here. Do you want it removed? I think it kindof adds to the effect...

Yeah... I wanted the different conversations, but must have forgotten to subscribe the the page

That cobweb is where Flat Stan lives!

Ah, that t'ward exaplain it

doesn't look all that flat. Ben drinking too much prune juice?

He isn't... He's just called Flat Stan...

Although I think I'll lay of the prune juice, just in case...

He should stick to celery

I'll make sure he does

But not too much... (as you loose weight rather than gain it through eating the stuff)