A Conversation for East Midlands mini-meet

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Post 21

Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman

What the hell is a perigosto stick?


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Post 22

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Something you should never trust a Venusian Shanghorn with, obviously.

smiley - ale


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Post 23

Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman

I wouldn't trust one of those with *anything*


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Post 24

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Well, of course not, but you what sort of fools there are around...

smiley - ale


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Post 25

Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman

Indeed...I'm one of them smiley - winkeye


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

F133780?thread=315219

So far, we have Myself, FM, Blues Shark, Master B, Opti and Mandagora Scrymidden as potential attendees.

FM, fancy updating the page to include date, location and potential attendees?

smiley - ale


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Post 27

Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman

I shall tie a knot in my hanky smiley - winkeye


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Post 28

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

*cough*

smiley - ale


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Felonious Monk - h2g2s very own Bogeyman

Eh? There wasn't any innuendo in that remark (was there?)


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Post 30

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Err, no there wasn't. I was coughing to get you to update the page, then I realised you had done smiley - blush

Am emailing you now....

smiley - ale


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Post 31

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


Lazy bloody woman. You'd never catch me doing anything like that.smiley - laugh

smiley - shark


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Post 32

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

You know that time where a double positive indicates a negative?

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I'm sure if i said No you'd be glad to enlighten me. smiley - winkeye

Anyway, as Fynn said to me this morning, Rods to you, madam.

smiley - shark

Though of course she actually said 'Rods to you, Sir.'


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Post 34

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

"yeah, right" smiley - winkeye

Rods? Is this some obscure Southern insult I've missed?

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


I think it is yet another Spikey-ism. Rods as in two straight fingers.

As i said, the only logical response is 'Rahnd 'uns to ya'. It has to be said in anestuary accent or it doesn't work...

smiley - shark


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Post 36

Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Ah. British Workers' Salute we call it. I shan't ever try it then, as I don't think I'm ever likely to acquire such an accent.

smiley - ale


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Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


No, you are stuck with your soppy accent, i'm afraid..smiley - run

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Oi you soft southern git! There's nothing soppy about a Derbyshire accent. At least we don't put 'r's where they don't belong.

smiley - ale


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Post 39

Blues Shark - For people who like this sort of thing, then this is just the sort of thing they'll like


smiley - laugh Fished in! Fished in!

My work here is done...

smiley - shark


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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences

Round Objects.

Besides, you wouldn't know what to do with me if you *did* manage to reel me in, so smiley - nahnah

smiley - ale


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