h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*blushes*

Apologies my master

This of course, was a problem that was highlighted many times by my previous master.

My apologies, I will fix the problem right away

*walks towards the door*

*offers the dirty boiled sweets around*

well as long as it means I get some quiet

*sits down in a comfortable chair*

*leaves the room and returns a moment later*

There, done. Sits down quietly in the corner.

*shuffles over to Col. Aries*



I apologise for my...diplay of temper

I apologise for giving you a fright with the shaking the ship.

*offers a hand to shake*

We should be allies if we to be apprenticed together

Agreed.

*shakes hands*

Now perhaps you can tell me the secret of the ease with which you grasp the Force?

It is just there, it is all around. You don't need to reach out far to grasp it. There is no big secret.

is in everything of everything keeps things living makes things things

unless your vong...

Vong...

*he looks stricken*

Excuse me

*retreats quickly to the restroom on board ship*

Yes, well there is that

*can hear sounds of Tijerius being sick*

*emerges*

i suppose you know of them
that means i have no need to explain
wonderful!

Yes..I..I know of them

Very well,

thankfully they are very rarely seen these days
savage creatures...

*looks very green*