h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

RING: I'll take that as a yes.

*hyperdrive coughs then hits lightspeed*

*sways as the ship shudders, but remains standing*

*walks accross and sits down*

What's the call this time?

*checks pistol and knife*

Anything... Nasty?

RING: Haven't checked yet.

*sighs*

Ever prepared, eh Ring?

RING: Oh we're prepared.

*smiles*

What, you've got a loaded pistol? You're getting more reckless now Kit's... Gone.

RING: *looks down* hey... you're the one who's supposed to see the dead. Not us.


SW-888: ++ARRIVING AT CORELLIA++


*stars reshape*

*looks up*

Yeah, but I've seen more than enough dead friends recently. So it looks like I'll have to stick with you two for a while, as everyone knows /you/ can't look after yourself.
Am I right SW?

*smiles*

*SW-888 slaps Annatacross the back of the head with friendly but painful force*

*Ring snorts*

*points to robes*

RING: Not in those you're not.

*head jerks forwards*

Watch it...

Yeah, good point.

*disappears for a moment and appears in traditional Tatooine gear, minus the Jedi robes*

This do for you?

*conceals his Lightsaber in the pockets of his jacket, and covers the pistol holster*

*hides knife in it's boot sheath*

RING: *looks andholds head in palm* Oh great, farmboy, we're obviously not kidnapping you...

Es, look in the back.


*SW-88 mutters and clunks into the back*

*sighs*

If you want me in that smuggler getup you're wearing.....

*wet sploshing noises are heard in the back*

RING: I'm sure someone has the right clothes for you, pal.

*shakes head*

I don't like the sound of this...

*SW-888 returns with a bloody Morgukai outfit, there's armour on the chest, shoulders, forearm and kneepads. There's abig beltbuckle andthe boots are strap on*

SW-888: ++MORGUKAI ARMOUR. *flicks the metal chest piece which is a wet red in places* CORTOSIS ALLOY, RARE, STOPS LIGHTSABER BLADE CUTTING THROUGH.

++YOU CAN WEAR YOUR BLADE AND CONVINCE PEOPLE THAT YOU KILLED JEDI FOR IT++


RING: Yeah same for the armour but we want it back. Gets a good price.

*grins and straps on the armour*

Now this, I like...

SW-888: *looksat hands* ++I'LL CLEAN THE MESS...++ *clunks into the back*

*wipes the blood from the armour with a rag*

*adjusts weapons*

Right, so are we just going to sit here all night?