h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A standard response is sent, giving the deceiver permission to land*

*the decever boards the hammerhead*

<No idea where this ship < A2239977 > starts from, but it's apparently mine cause the Sith gave it to me, and Chnei is calling it to Yavin. Don't blame me if this breaks continuity! I didn't make up this bit! >

*the Legend of the Sith streaks through space towards Yavin IV*

*The Legend of the Sith enters orbit around Yavin*

*the Interceptor takes up position 5km from the starboard bow of the Hammerhead and raises shields*

*The hammerhead takes up a naturally defensive posture, raising sheilds to full and reading its anti missle turbo lasers*

*The Hylian Blade aproaches The Legend of The Sith from the stern*

*The Hylian Blade starts getting closer to the LoTS*

*interceptor still fails to power up any weapons systems*

*the LoTS suddenly bucks. The Hylian Blade continues to get closer. It is now so close they are almost touching*

*LotS lies motionless in space, as if dead*

*the Hylian Blade pulls away from the LoTS and returns to Yavin's moon*

*Ysalarmari slowly approaches the LoTS in Yavin 4 orbit*

*gets within attack range of its single lasser cannon*

*suudenly thrusts to atttack speed*

*Fires off a burst of under power shots while jinking around*

*Annat lights up a cigarra in the confines of the Interceptor's cockpit and opens up a ration pack*

Let's have some dinner, then see how twitchy this captain is...

*finishes the rations and cigarra, then switches the Interceptor controls to manual*

*the Interceptor flicks a barrel roll over the top of the Hammerhead's hull, missing the bridge by only feet and takes up a position 1km away on the Port side*

Ensign: \/\ Jedi knight. Your actions are being recorded as further evidence of your hostility towards an ambassador of Kamino /\/