h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*concentrates on the parts he left outside the room, thinks of an image, and the parts start to come together*

*sighs*

~~Jo'tra, you never fail to amaze and impress me again, and again~~

*concentrates harder on the parts so then the come together just right*

~~Why is that Eland?~~

*uses force to monitor the spare parts's movements*

~~I...what will it be?~~

~~Yo're a good man, Jo'tra...yet you're reckless, arrogant at times...but full of doubt, you're hard on yourself...you're very interesting?~~

~~You will know what it is as soon as I bring it in here~~

*the pieces finally come together to resemble something*

~~I don't know how to take that, so I'll take it as a compliment~~

~~Good, because I think it was meant as one~~

~~Jo'tra, how is Chnei doing?~~

*levitates the droid figure into the room*

~~Recognise what it is now? I made it for Chnei~~

~~I have no idea how she is at the moment~~

*laughs*

~~May I break it? If we're keeping with tradition?~~

~~If you want one to destroy all make it later... but this one is for Chnei~~

*holds the droid away from Eland*

*laughs again, and tugs at it playfully with the force - only gently, not dangerously*

~~Oh, please! Now that I think of it...d'you want this? It's that droid that you were going to reconstruct that you left with me.~~

*holds out a small, compact ball of metal and circuitry that may have been a droid, once*

~~what do you do to it? it looks like you puts together a blaster wrong~~

~~I don't think you meant it as a compliment, but I'm taking it as one! I couldn't see a resemblance! It worked you know...a bit too well. Power surge or something? But the bolts it fired were rather...overzealous. And I got shot, twice...before I managed to incapacitate it by crushing it.~~

*Ancha Leaves and returns to his Arena.*

*moves the droid away from Eland*


~~Sounds like you had the power couplings twisted~~

This is pointless. I'm leaving. I can't stand you all. You're all too wishy-washy and caught up in rules and regulations and you all LIE!! I can't deal with it. I thought coming here I'd be able to deal with the war inside me, but you don't help, you just stand around looking worried and talking to people outside of doors.

Chnei that is not true, I don't follow every rule and regulation. I am not lying to you...

You must fight the it Chnei...

WHICH 'IT'?!? You'll say fight the Sith, won't you? SEE?!?! Telling me what to do AGAIN!!! What if I don't want to fight the Sith. All I want is for the war to stop, I don't know which side I want to win, and I bl**dy don't want people telling me which side to lose!!

Fight the jedi then... I want this fight over inside of you as much as you do Cheni