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now can you slowly reach out with the force and lift this rock?

*concentrates on not concentrating, and tries to make vague suggestions to himself involving that rock over there, and the possibility of raising it a little*

*suppresses involuntary hamburger desire*

*The rock lifts up a few inches...*

I've done it!

*Rock drops*

Bugger.

To'eth Ryket

Well done To'eth,
you have made the first few steps along your way,
I congratulate you,

Thank you!

To'eth Rytek

you are welcome youngling,
continue to practice, once you are able to use that skill we shall progress to another
perhaps soon i shall let you assemble a lightsaber of your own
but there is knowlage to be gained first

Excellent! Like what- where would you suggest I started?

To'eth Rytek

well lifting the rock is good practice
then move onto different weights,

after that some gymnastics and other things

O.k

*wanders off to practise lifting things*

TK[1]

What now Master?

*A pile of assorted bric-a-brac floats into the arena, followed momentarily by To'eth Rytek*

I think I've got the hang of this lifting stuff lark!

*Bric-a-brac crashes to the floor*

Well, after a fashion, anyway.

As for the gymnastics, well...

*stands on one foot*

That's about it, so far...

TK[1]

*shwoo smiles and bows his head*

Ramoo Shwoo, a pleasure to make your aquaintance.

well Shwoo...
I shall pratice sparing with you
and we can show young To'eth here about agility and using the force to aid our movements,
a lesson for both of you indeed

< *plays imperial march*>