h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Brings his other hand on to the sabre. Activates it and starts to slowly pace round to the right of Falice*

*fents to the right*

So you know the force,
what remains unknown?
do you try or do you know, do you aid or do you help?

*side steps and then continues to pace clockwise round her.*

I know. And I will help. As for the unknown...

* Steps inward slices his blade diagonaly upwards towrds Falice*

*force pushes Schwoo backwards so his blade dosnt connect*

use both the force and the blade,
not one or the other but both... or else
*pulls upwards on his saber arm as she sweeps forwards with her own saber stoping just short of doing anything painful*

you never know what might happen
assess the risk

* Shwoo calmly looks at the edge of her blade*

Of course Master. But I assumed it was you who wanted to assess me.

I am assessing you,
you seem to think i pose no threat...
there is dark in all light and light in all darkness
do not put me with those things that will not slice you in half
or i may have to just to prove a point
not that i would do such a thing you understand

now assess the threat, there are jedi out there... better than you, me, possably any jedi here who will not be as kind as i am in stoping the blade... there are much worse things than death

*pulls her blade away and backflips neatly moving a few meaters back*

now... show me your skill Jedi schwoo

*Shwoo retracts his blade and starts to walk towards her*

Master I was perfecly aware of the threat you posed. But there was very little I could do to stop you. And less use in worring.

*Shwoo moves an distant droid arm from a dismembered training droid into the stream running through the ground. It creates a loud splash. As this happens he takes one last step forward and leaps toward Falice, leading with his right boot*

*a look of light supprise crosses her face before she moves backwards stoping at the rivers bank and waits*

*shwoo lands in front of her. Standing upright he directs the rest of the dismembered droid directly towards her back whilst drawing and extending his sabre*

*smiles then swings her saber in an arc slicing through the droid then deactivates her saber and drops it pourposly on the ground*

*Purposly directs the sabre away from Falice and into the stream. Thrusts forward with his sabre toward her solar plexus, trying to force shove her left leg only to misbalance her*

*remains stubernly still and fixes Schwoo in an icey glare*
assess the situation
I am stood beside a river, i shall not fall in you put a droid in there i would be eletrocuted,
I am unarmed and can not block your attack
what will you do jedi?

*Shwoos sabre retracts*

*smiles*
You know I think I am starting to like you Schwoo...
maybe coming to this moon wasnt such a bad thing

*shwoo smiles*

So much praise Master.

*The sunken sabre flies from it's watery grave into Shwoos hand*

Master your sabre.

*Wipes it with his cloak and hands it toward Falice*

*takes the saber and clips it to her belt*
thankyou schwoo, you don't need to call me master though
*shrugs*
good thing they work in water i think...

I believe they do Mas...I, believe they do.

I mean you could call me master if it made you feel better
just you know my name and least i forget it i need reminding sometimes

have you been training here long?

I started as a padawan, many months ago and was trained by Master Wormag. I did well and the council selected me for the trials early . I had just been made a jedi when you came into the council chamber.

you are well skilled for one who has only just become a jedi...