h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No not at all nice to see someone

have you ever studied the planetary orbits of this system?

*concentrates*

*rocks start orbiting each other a rock for every satelite in the system*

its really interesting

*smiles at rock star system*
Tell me about it.

well the most important thing you have to remember is that we are on this moon
*points at a rock*
orbiting this this gas giant
*points at a bigger rock*

and at the same time going around this sun
*points at large droid component*

So the gravitational forces exerted on this moon must be quite, uh, interesting, no?

Yeah I'm supprised the whole thing is habitable

It would be even less habitable if, say, this happened...
*levitates small rock and blasts it into rock representing Yavin IV moon*

hey!
think calm Jo'tra
*breathes in and lets the force flow through him*
Yes it would be yes habitable

it would be less habitable I mean

And imagine if it were a binary star...*levitates another rock and starts it spinning quickly around 'sun'*
Calm, Jo'tra. /calm/

*closes his eyes leaps to his feet and the rocks still continue to go around*

*draws his lightsaber, the yellow blade shoots out*

*draws lightsaber quickly, activates it*
*coruscated purple blade appears*
**
*levitates small mossy stone over Jo'tra's head, drops it down the back of his neck*
<just being aggravating!>

*slashes at *

*blocks slash and kicks his side with opposite leg*

*grabs eland's leg and flips Eland*

*throws lightsaber in air*
*lands in handstand*
*flips to standing*
*catches lightsaber and brings it down towards Jo'tra's head*

*brings up his lightsibe to block it, then does a roll backwards and comes up again ready for the attack*

*using the Force, throws dust and small chips of rock into Jo'tra's face, and jump-kicks him*

Its a good job I never opened my eyes those things only get in the way

*jumps out of the way of the drop kick*

*slashes down Elands back*

*feels slash but no pain*
*suddenly, there's a lot more circulation round Eland's back*
You cut my robe!
*uses all of Force reserves, and some, to push Jo'tra backwards*
*he falls in the river/brook contraption*
*Force-grabs his lightsaber , sends it spinning off a half-dozen metres away*