h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What? It can't be broken!
*takes lightsaber from Chnei*
Now, I looked in the Jedi Holocron and their - our - database about the construction of lightsabers, and I know quite a lot about them.

*unscrews pommel of Chnei's lightsaber and takes apart hilt before Chnei can protest*
*does same to own lightsaber to compare*
*looks contemplatively at them both*
Hmm, I think I know what's happened. It looks like one of the crystals fused. This -
*takes smoky stone from Chnei's lightsaber*
- Corusca gem must've had imperfections in it.
But don't worry! I found one in my wanderings a couple of days ago, on the roof of the temple. (Chnei, did you know that they are formed only in the atmosphere of Yavin?)
*takes out nice, pretty Corusca gem*
I can install it, if you want.

Waht jninj---

*stares with mouth open as Eland dismantles lightsaber*

Here, I'll install it.

*holds out hand*

*gives lightsaber and gem to Chnei*
You put the crystal in that hole there...make sure the connections are solid...hey, it looks like a good fit!

< * to go find breakfast in the 5mins of am left* >

*takes crystal and lighsaber hilt*

*turns crystal up right way and places it in hilt*

*clicks it into place*

*holds out hand for back of lightsaber*

*gives Chnei pommel*
Try it out, does it work, does it work?

*places backing on lightsaber*

*activates lightsaber*

*holds breath*

*lightsaber stay lit*

Yes!!

Oh, thank god for you, Eland, Master Womarg would have been so annoyed with me!!

Does it work now?
*hops from side to side in excitement, totally forgetting Jedi composure*

Glad I could be of service!
*yawns*
I'm going to go sleep off this session, Chnei...man, I'm going to be sore tomorrow!
*leaves training grounds and heads off to bedchamber*

Yes, it works now. And stop jumping, you're gonna make me dizzy.

< Naughty!

*disappears again* >

<I'm on a high NOW!!!!! F1654690?thread=349099&post=4433415#p4433415 Blame Blackberry!!!! >

*looks around, sees the utter destruction her and her 2 padawan counterparts have done to room, wishes a Master would come train them before Master Womarg sees the mess...*