h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

All I can say is SIGN ME UP!!!
If there's anything negative the world needs more of, it's NOTHING!
except maybe more Lemony Snicket books....
Nerd42

2, 4, 6, 8, THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR ME TO SAY!!!

(It kinda rhymes)

I would like to become a full-fledged member.

I will do my best at supporting nothing and will be outspoken about important issues, such as

yes and

i'll add you guys to the list shortly!

that's great
ooh, I know. here's a good slogan: "There's Nothing like Nothing!"

I like the sound of that, the costs and goals are,-...nothing. Essentially that'll mean the sky's the limit.

I like that. Weekly dues: none.
Nerd42

Hey, I think I saw a fast-one, double or nothing, of nothing is... nothing. Some might think of it as no winnings, but to others it'd mean no losses.

Hello spook! Sorry, but I couldn't help noticing that your entry for "Nothing" as a pronoun
contains a punctuation error! Instead of "Nothing tastes better then chocolate." it should
read "Nothing tastes better. Then chocolate!"
Cheers!

i like chocolate but U R weird
Nerd42

I'm kind of allergic to . Have to eat the really light kind. Dark type doesn't agree w/me. No idea why that is. Oh well, more for other people who like better then I do. see, nothing to lose..

i like milk chocolate best too. that dark stuff is nasty.
Nerd42

Wonder how they obtain cocoa or carob powder... do you mash the beans into a fine dust, until they are almost nothing?

Oh man you mean the smiley for chocolate is I feel like a dweeb. . Hey wait, nothing makes me sound stupid, doesn't it? Or is that a good thing (depends how you look at it)? s. Campaigning for nothing,-is fun!

Speaking of which,... I tell you guys 'bout the date I had?
It was w/ "nobody" 'cuz they really "knows the troubles I've seen." Ha. ha. heh? - [cricket chirping in background].

: "tough crowd, tough crowd. It'd seem that nothing makes them either."

Oh, I just remembered some more nothing and nobody jokes: here goes: : If you will ask this of Noone, then have Noone do it. We all really like 'im. Who hasn't Noone ever done something nice for? Of Course we can expect him to do it. Noone is always to be held accountable. Whaddyou mean he likes it that way?
So again on Nobody;People'd ask Nobody to the prom, because she was always so nice to them.
I didn't say I'd expected Anybody to hear me out on that one. Well?
if Nobody agrees, then I have at least one other vote. And yet Nobody also disagrees? Somebody needs to get 'im to stop waffling.

[ & blinking]: On second thought, those jokes would've made a bit more sense if I had spaced them apart a little more evenly. I hope that didn't give anybody a headache.

*burps*

scuse me!
Nerd42