h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Entry: Hitler & the Occult - A11189829
Author: Matt [Help the AViators A13264670 fly] - U168592

This was a topic I took up along with ben's other Hitler Entries - I'm still working on it a bit, but would appreciate any input from others concerning the topic (particularly the Hollow Earth section and/or Astrology)

Oh, and the usual stuff.

Eh? Wassat? Oh er... yeah.
Well I don't know anything about hollow earth really, but what you've got so far (well, what I'VE got so far, according to the writer credits ) is really good. The only thing I'd change for the moment is that the entry 'Hitler and the Occult' doesn't mention Hitler that much. You need to establish his involvement (or not) more thoroughly with some aspetcs of the entry, I think.
Oh, hang on, here's one thing I know. Well, know might be putting it a bit strongly. I belive the Nazis were reputed to have had an 'entrance' to the hollow earth at the North Pole. Some people (nutters, probably) believe that this is where Hitler fled after the war. Hang on a mo...
Sorry, it was the south pole. There were thought to be entrances at both poles. This was according to the theory of a certain Captain John Cleves Symmes, hero of the US-British War of 1812. The earth has four layers (five, including ours) each is seperately inhabited, just as ours is (I think you can see holes developing in this theory even as I write...). In 1823 a voyage was planned to the middle of the earth by the US Government, but Andrew Johnson became president and yanked the idea. The theory was reasonably disproved in 1909 when Robert Peary reached the north pole and found, surprise surprise, no hole. The theory, like any great load of complete twaddle, is still not entirely dead and listed amongst it's followers is a certain Mr A Hitler. I think there must be some idea about the Ayryans being some advanced underground civilisation. Hope that helps.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollow_Earth

Hey Matt- posted this stuff a couple of weeks ago, maybe you, with your many friends and even manier entries just had too many posts and missed it. Maybe you are just ignoring me after I made too many derrogratory remarks about Australians. Who knows? Here it is, anyway, in case its off any use.

ooo, you know, I did miss it

Terribly sorry old bean. I'll get onto it as soon as can. Am in the process of knocking up another Entry (a quickie) so will spend some time on this soon. Promise.

You forgot?
Damn, that doesn't seem to be a smiley.
Oh well. I see you have about 3,000 entries in peer review. Let me know if that stuff is of any use to you and I'll got and read your new entry in a minute.