h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey, I wanna join the friggin' team. Is that friggin' a'right with you? Perhaps I could join as the d*mned team lingust, interpreter, & monkey in charge of reassemblance & misalignment of the 'go between' statements passed between players, managers, & coaches; to & from their perspective placements over the playing field. I'm sure my services should go to aid in the conjuring of the general mayhem & pandemonium which shall undoubtedly & undauntedly rise from any steps toward a friendly game - yes, that good old American (Norteamericano, si alguien piensa algo mal de la palabra) pastime - of Baseball.
Now let's get it on.
Play ball, dammit.
Yessssss.

Hi LePerdy!

Er.....ok, well, how would you like to be our Anger Management Consultant?

Can I be the field lawn mower? And during the games I could assist in making the pretzels. Can I have that job? I don't think it's taken. If it is, can I set up land mines in the parking spaces of the opposing team?

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Lawn mower and pretzel maker it is! Welcome afgncaap5

Problem my son?

Yay! I'll get to work right away!

Looks like you still need a stadium announcer. I can double up as Bass player.

Oi! I'm a bass player too, y'kmow!
That makes three on h2g2.
Better allow the emerging talent a chance though...
(hell, I can say much, I've only been playing for 4 months!)

I'm sure Demitri (that's my Bass) would be happy to hear from the others. Just don't tell Charlie or Elle my guitars they'll only get jealous.

So far the only bass players I know are me, you and Bassman.
Oh, you have 3 guitars. Lucky devil. Adrian Smith has 15, Janick Gers has 30.

Hello Demon Drawer, welcome to the team!

I'm glad to hear you play bass guitar, and not bass fish.

Well I need one electric, one electric/accustic and the bass, when can anyone get the time to play 30.

Adi (Willy Orwonthe as he was nicknamed due to his slightly nervous and uncertain nature) and Janick have pots of cash burning holes in their pockets. They can afford to have a guitar for any occasion. The b*****ds

Hey I'm happy with a guitar for each arm.

Hi there, i formally did this job for a small english football team called Blackburn Rovers, but i was fired for injesting a bit too much of my job, which is why i am perfect for the role of "Chief Executive Upon High Of Chewing Gum Off The Floor Scrapers" (or CEUHOCGOTFS or ChewingGum Scraper).
Thanks

Hi Eulogy! You are now our chewing gum scraper - welcome