The h2g2 Poem
Created | Updated Jul 23, 2003
Hard Man
Little boy blue, come blow on your whistle
And stomp on the Kaffirs and grind'em to gristle
And stop them from smokin' (though you'll smoke when you can)
Oh out on the streets you're a very hard man.
Then it's down to the pub and you'll drink nine or ten
And nurture self pity in scotch once again
Then its back to the pig sty you think of as home
Or to the Front Line where the Kaffirs all roam
Little boy blue come take one more drink
And gulp it and sip it and on the floor sink
And you wake the next morning looking as grey
As the newsprint that tells of your exploits each day
And you look at the streets and you stock take your life
And you long for security, kids (and a wife)
But loving and sharing don't enter the plan
Even at home, you're a very hard man.